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Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween

In honor of Halloween here are some fun and clean Halloween jokes I found at this link a few weeks ago. These are just a few of the ones listed – visit the link for more if you’d like.

Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Philip: I don’t know.
Jake: Because they were trans-parents!

Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?
Nolan: I don’t know.
Brandon: The Boogie Man!

Jerry: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Woody: Why?
Jerry: It raises their spirits.

Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Belia: What?
Joshua: Bamboo

Tim: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Tom: What?
Tim: Booberry pie.

Tom: What’s a ghost’s favorite room?
Jerry: I dunno.
Tom: The living room!

Jess: Why don’t ghosts like rain?
Thomas: Why?
Jess:  It dampens their spirits!

Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
Nathan: What is it?
Race: Monster-ella!

Sam: What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?
Ethan: Tell me.
Sam: He always goes for the juggler!

Dale: What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?
Gayle: You join his fang club.

Chris: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Taylor: I have no idea.
Chris: A necktarine!

Gracie: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Selena: Why?
Gracie: Because they have bat breath.

Trent: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Brent: Why?
Trent: Because they’re suckers.

Eddie: What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?
Red: What?
Eddie: Count Spatula.

Have a safe and fun Halloween everyone!

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