In honor of Halloween here are some fun and clean Halloween jokes I found at this link a few weeks ago. These are just a few of the ones listed – visit the link for more if you’d like.
Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Philip: I don’t know.
Jake: Because they were trans-parents!
Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?
Nolan: I don’t know.
Brandon: The Boogie Man!
Jerry: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Jerry: It raises their spirits.
Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Tim: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Tim: Booberry pie.
Tom: What’s a ghost’s favorite room?
Jerry: I dunno.
Tom: The living room!
Jess: Why don’t ghosts like rain?
Jess: It dampens their spirits!
Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
Nathan: What is it?
Sam: What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?
Ethan: Tell me.
Sam: He always goes for the juggler!
Dale: What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?
Gayle: You join his fang club.
Chris: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Taylor: I have no idea.
Chris: A necktarine!
Gracie: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Gracie: Because they have bat breath.
Trent: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Trent: Because they’re suckers.
Eddie: What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?
Eddie: Count Spatula.
Have a safe and fun Halloween everyone!